WTF?

[nockergeek]

My two packages in KC just had a delivery attempt. Note "attempt". Here's the note:

Customer not available or Business closed

Wha? But... but... Z's at home! And she's waiting for the package for me! How can the customer be not available?!?

Comments

[the-z.livejournal.com]

I heard no knock-knocky and Ein would've spazzed if he did. Methinks they art mistaken or they doth fibbeth!!

Fibbeth. That's such a wonderfully lispy word.

[plasticchimera.livejournal.com]

Pathtelth! < /interior decorator >