WTF?

[nockergeek]

My two packages in KC just had a delivery attempt. Note "attempt". Here's the note:

Customer not available or Business closed

Wha? But... but... Z's at home! And she's waiting for the package for me! How can the customer be not available?!?

Comments

[plasticchimera.livejournal.com]

Knowing how the universe works, she was probably in the bathroom.

[the-z.livejournal.com]

No, no. I was in the bathroom when he called to return my call which was half an hour after the delivery guy claimed he couldn't get anyone ^^;

[evildennis.livejournal.com]

or walking the dog...

I just picked up my package from UPS at their place...now I have 3.5 reading i can do...

[the-z.livejournal.com]

Newp. I was just here on the computer waiting for a knock...

[the-z.livejournal.com]

I heard no knock-knocky and Ein would've spazzed if he did. Methinks they art mistaken or they doth fibbeth!!

Fibbeth. That's such a wonderfully lispy word.

[plasticchimera.livejournal.com]

Pathtelth! < /interior decorator >

[nockergeek.livejournal.com]

Newegg's customer support is on the case now, and will try to find out what happened and have them attempt another delivery.

Newegg, I take back all the bad things I said about you.