Time for some Bare Naked Ladies...

[nockergeek]

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy your furniture for your house (maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love...

If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I had a million dollars, maybe we could put a tiny little fridge in there somewhere
(And we could just go up there and hang out.
Like, open the fridge and stuff, and there'd be all these foods laid out for us, like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
Mmmmm.
They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.
Well, can you blame 'em?
Uh, yeah!)

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama, or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (oooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love...

If I had a million dollars, we would have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinners
(But we would eat Kraft dinners.
Of course we would. We'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchups with it.
That's right, all the fanciest ke- Dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmmm.)

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love...

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd be rich.