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Someone in our office got the W32.Klez virus the same way I did - go to delete an email, and the preview pane runs the damn attachment. Needless to say, he's pissed.

So we all scan our machines and lose productivity! My coworker advocates beating the author to death, but I think that's too easy on them. I like my dad's solution - cut off their thumbs to make typing and mousing more difficult. If they're a second time offender, drop them off on a deserted island with nothing more powerful than an abacus. Personally, I like the thumb removal approach. Take their pinkies too. Cauterize the wounds with hot pokers, and send them on their merry way.

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