Meme: Movie quotes

[nockergeek]

Stolen from animarelic , because I can.

1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions to answer!

1. Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. Star Wars

2. If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick! Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

3. It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian. Dodgeball

4. A moissanite is an artificial diamond, Lincoln. It's Mickey Mouse, man. Spurious. Not genuine. And it's worth... Fuck-all. Snatch

5. Y'see, I'm not here to help you and the little bitch because I love you or because I care for you, but because two hells is one hell too many, and I can't have that.

6. Let me ask you this. On a scale of one to ten, what are the chances that you'll be assassinated - one being highly unlikely, ten being you're expecting it around every corner? Stranger Than Fiction

7. Well see, they wrote all this bank software, and, uh, to save space, they used two digits for the date instead of four. So, like, 98 instead of 1998? Uh, so I go through these thousands of lines of code and, uh... it doesn't really matter. I uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore. Office Space

8. El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger. Once Upon a Time in Mexico

9. No, the new world is too far. Too big. Too primitive. No, no, my place is here... corrupting the young.

10. Anybody wants to hold hands with my dick, I insist they buy me a drink first. I mean, after all, I'm not asking for dinner and dancing.

11. It's the Bible, you get credit for trying! Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

12. So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?

13. The mounds have been here since the time of the Titans. Kings buried in them... great kings... domains once glittered like the light on a windy sea. Fire won't burn there... no fire at all. That's why I live down here in the wind. Conan the Barbarian

14. Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am. Raiders of the Lost Ark

15. What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me. The Matrix

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