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You are a weird dream


What kind of dream are you?
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Well, hell, anyone who knows about my dreams can tell you that. Water-soluble monkeys, anyone?

Saw Red Dragon last night, on a recommendation from Ashley and Garrett (and on their dime, too - they're so good to us). Very good movie. Didn't telegraph too badly, didn't treat the audience like idiots, didn't bring out gore for gore's sake, had some good plot twists, and featured a killer who (while utterly insane) was actually somewhat sympathetic and felt trapped by his own delusions.

Taking an extended break from the DBZ card game for a bit. With my limited card pool and my refusal to drop much money on rare cards, my decks are at a holding pattern until the next set comes out -- right before A-Kon, of course. I just don't see anything changing much, so I'll just put that game on hold while I focus on Warlord for the next month or so. Still have to get cards from the latest set after Sunday, but not too many - can't afford much. I always wonder why gamers always seem to have so much disposable income -- they may eat ramen and drive a car that's about ready to fall apart, but they have money to drop on boxes (and sometimes cases) of cards and the latest video games. Must be nice to have that kind of throw-away income.

Time for some Bare Naked Ladies...

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd buy your furniture for your house (maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love...

If I had a million dollars, I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars, you could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I had a million dollars, maybe we could put a tiny little fridge in there somewhere
(And we could just go up there and hang out.
Like, open the fridge and stuff, and there'd be all these foods laid out for us, like little pre-wrapped sausages and things.
Mmmmm.
They have pre-wrapped sausages, but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon.
Well, can you blame 'em?
Uh, yeah!)

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama, or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (oooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love...

If I had a million dollars, we would have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinners
(But we would eat Kraft dinners.
Of course we would. We'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchups with it.
That's right, all the fanciest ke- Dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmmm.)

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
And if I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love...

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars)
I'd be rich.