Duelmasters + Babelfish = Comedy

[nockergeek]

Babelfish is many things; good at translating Japanese spoiler lists for the next DuelMasters set is not one of them.

Case in point, the Voltaire Dragon:
The W when blurring squid - (attacking the seal, this chestnut - char 2 breaks the seal.)

(Apparently, "The W when blurring squid" means "Double Breaker")

Another good one: "Demons Style Poisons"
If the chestnut of your own darkness which is the battle zone - 1 body you choose char and do not place on your own graveyard, it cannot advocate this spell. The chestnut - 1 body you choose char from your own マナゾーン, reset to your own hand bill.

("[T]he chestnut of my own darkness..."; there's an AFI song in there somewhere...)

And some great card names:
Decaying egg insect hang-up worm
Seeking road person ル パーレ of sunshine
The dash horn which is excited
Magic square of dark green
Sudden attack soldier bull ray the
Shadow velvet flow of sighing

Ah, yes, nothing like a healthy dose of computer-generated Engrish...