I don't exist.

[nockergeek]

At least, that's what SBC is telling me. For the past couple of months, they've been charging me for SBC Yahoo dial-up access, which is funny as I don't even have a dial-up modem anymore. So I called them up today to get this straighteneed out. I've been on the phone for the past, oh, 20 minutes as the call center worker has tried to find me in their system. This is further complicated by the fact that there is no SBC username or email address on my bill, which is how they identify dial-up billing accounts. I offered to give them my account number, and they refused. They tried matching me by the address that I read to them off of the online bill, and they still can't find me.

So, apparently, I don't exist, nor is there a paper trail that demonstrates that I exist, despite the fact that I have a paper bill from last month and an online bill from this month that clearly states otherwise.

...

Actually, Z's name is on the bill. Oh lover... YOU don't exist!! Bwa-ha-ha!

Comments

[the-z.livejournal.com]

I knew everyone who spoke to me was crazy!!

I am a figment of your imaginations. You derranged fuckers.

[nockergeek.livejournal.com]

So all the sex has been imagined?

[the-z.livejournal.com]

Pretty good fantasy, huh?

[nockergeek.livejournal.com]

It is damn good sex...