Making a list, checking it twice

[nockergeek]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In July meowmixxer and I robbed a bank (-50 points).  In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, farli (-5000 points).  Last Friday I donated bone marrow to nightambre in a life-saving procedure (300 points).  Last Sunday I bought porn for laudre (-10 points).  In October I helped daryoon hide a body (-173 points).  Overall, I've been naughty (-4933 points).  For Christmas I deserve a black Nintendo DS Lite! Sincerely, darkisawa

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Hell, if I'm already guilty of genocide (sorry about that, farli), what's a little creative editing on what I deserve? :)

Comments

[the-z.livejournal.com]

You were veryveryveryveryveryvery bad!