So I'm told that it's hot today

[nockergeek]

I'm looking at the weather map, and I get to the current temperatures. The map looks like burn tissue, red and purple on the outside, fading to pink in the middle. Probably feels like an oven outside -- hot, heavy, oppressive. Completely unpleasant. Meanwhile, I've been huddled in a cocoon of air conditioning, oblivious to the 93 degrees right outside my window. Of course, come 5:00, I'll have to leave that little bubble of coolness and wander into the oven. I'll have to drive with the windows down, as I doubt the car's A/C will stand up to 93 degrees of heat. Needs a recharge, I'm sure. The hot air will melt me and the belt buckle will burn me. The steering wheel will put blisters on my hand, despite the sun shield I put up earlier to keep it cool.

Comments

[riff13.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I don't wannt hear it! We're at 91 down here! Wait...is that right? 91? Really? That's it? Damn....Still hot though.

*Ahem*

Nevermind.

[nockergeek.livejournal.com]

I'd say +/- 2 degress is within the margin of error. I hereby dub Houston "Really Fucking Hot".