What it is...

Stolen from Keith, Kat, and Tessa...

Rob is Voted Out.
Rob is truly the ultimate 'American Champion'!!
Rob is on the porch.
Rob is first, a single, full time, custodial parent of 3 children.
Rob is an even bigger idiot.
Rob is an active composer and has written for clarinet and piano.
Rob is married to Jenni.
Rob is hooked on kites.
Rob is probably best known for his humorous material.
Rob is on your bookshelves!

Rob isn't the promotee who will be manager at South Berlin.
Rob isn't exactly parked in a prime neighborhood.
Rob isn't really me, so much as an idea of what I might be.
Rob isn't writing.
Rob isn't having a bad hair day.
Rob isn't really sad.
Rob isn't on the pitch at this point.
Rob isn't there yet.
Rob isn't much of a hockey fan.
Rob isn't exactlly a Rob, but close enough.